Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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