my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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