weddingsv make me drug and hornr
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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