I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
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Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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