with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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