he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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