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Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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