We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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