why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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