No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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