with your own penis?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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