ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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