I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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