so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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