Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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