Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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