my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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