can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
well you can't waste a boner
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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