If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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