Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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