no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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