I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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