Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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