If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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