We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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