On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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