This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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