its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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