I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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