Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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