You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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