its not stalking. its research.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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