I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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