yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Your cock deserves a montage
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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