that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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