Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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