But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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