Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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