giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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