There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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