ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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Your cock deserves a montage
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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