Duck Duck Cougar?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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