we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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