They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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