Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think I died a long time ago.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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