i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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