using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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