3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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