i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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