My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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